The Savage Critics
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
posted by:     |   1:35 PM   |  
Little late here, sorry --don't really have that much time as it is, so here's a small handful of reviews for the week.

BATMAN #656: Y'know, if someone more cartoony was doing the art, say an Ed McGuiness or something, I'd probably really really be enjoying this. But I think Kubert's art is... oh, I don't know, too mannered maybe? for me. This is supposed to be manic and pop and fun, and, to me, it is stiff, and overly rendered, and way too formal. Besides that, how'd you like the play, Mrs. Lincoln? GOOD.

BATMAN & THE MAD MONK #1: I thought this was super-terrific, but I'm a Matt Wagner fanboy, I am. Since "super terrific" isn't a Savage Critic rating, let's call it VERY GOOD instead.

KADE SUN OF PERDITION #1: Absolutely stunning artwork, with a very so-so script. I also don't like the "universe building" going on here, with the "Ezra" character being so prominently focused. Books should work within their own orbit, IMO. OK

52 WEEK 16: Love/Hate relationship for me. I liked the sense of the plot and where this is moving, but the staging was so slipshod and amateur that I wanted to put my head through a wall. Where's security? how do Renee and Vic sneak in? Why the hell is Vic wearing that mask, which would seem to draw MORE attention, rather than less? How is it that Renee is screaming and yelling and using Kirbytech guns to shoot into the crowd, and the Marvel family, 20 feet over their head, don't even begin to notice? Feh and double feh. Not quite AWFUL, but still less than EH.

FLASH THE FASTEST MAN ALIVE #3: Much MUCH nicer art, and the medicine goes down much smoother. If #1 & 2 looked like this, there'd be a positive buzz about the book. I still think the story is pretty bad, but the art pushed this way up to an OK

JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA #1: OK, first off, that line up? Man, that's a seriously street level JLA, isn't it? Plus, there's no way Black Lightning would ever be on the JLA -- he already told those "Jive Turkeys" to blow! I also really think that I'm going to quickly go mad from the IDENTITY CRISIS-style multiple viewpoints, and overlapping narratives -- that's far too cerebral and "bookish" than I, personally, think the JLA should be. I like that style of writing on many things, but JLA should be a lot more slam-bam. Clearly, everyone's heart is in this, and it is written with depth (perhaps too much, but I shouldn't tell Ian Brill's stories for him), but I can't swing better than a High OK for how I felt about this at the end of the week.

WONDER WOMAN #2: Too many characters, way way too much previous continuity needing to be espoused, and, still, not even a hint of what or how or if Diana changed during the missing year, or what or why she's doing what she's doing now. Especially with it only coming out bi-monthly (rassen frassen), I'm going to need a real reason to care about this. And, no, Hercules really isn't it... EH

DARKNESS WOLVERINE: Also had really terrific art, in the service of what can't even be called a story. Barely a vignette. EH.

FELL #6: A solid base hit, but compared to the full out Home Runs the first five were, that feels a real let down. Interestingly, I think that maybe lateness is really going to hit this book hard. At Comix Experience, at least, first week sales of #6 were only about 60% of #5's -- one thought may be that because these are all one-offs, there's less of a compelling reason to "burn" for the next issue like a cliffhanger makes you do. Anyway, I thought this was a GOOD issue.

WALKING DEAD #30: I think shifting the action back to the prison blows most of the momentum of the story -- it sorta felt like Supporting Cast Theatre -- though it might work in a book, we'll see. But, like I said, I was pretty bored with this issue, and we'll go with a high OK

DAREDEVIL #88: Brube is firing on all cylinders, man -- he's just going through an amazing streak of great writing right now. VERY GOOD.

RED SONJA #13: This should have been the first issue. I really liked this one, bringing some depth and a solider backstory to what's really been a 2-D character. Believe it or not: GOOD.

ETERNALS #3: So weird to have such a blatant CIVIL WAR tie-in in this. That's going to go hard on the eventual TP, I think. What's really getting me, however, is that it just doesn't read like a Gaiman comic, at all. Extremely EH.

HEROES FOR HIRE #1: On the one hand, I pretty much disbelieve the motivations of the key cast members for being on the "pro" side; on the other hand, this was reasonably dopey fun that sold much much better than I would have really imagined. I intensely disliked the new Tarantula chick who licked the blood from her weapons though -- ew! EH

NEW AVENGERS #23: I was pretty much digging it until the Cheaty McCheaters of "And then she blew the island up and killed everyone" without any, y'know, how. But, still, this, like the last 2 issues that focused on one character, have pretty much been the best issues of Bendis' AVENGERS work so far. A low GOOD.

ULTIMATES ANNUAL #2: Jeff asked me, at the store, what I thought of this and I stood there for 15 seconds trying to remember if I had even read it or not. I *thought* I had, but I couldn't remember a single event for the comic. That's never ever a good sign. I'll also say that sales were way down from last year's annual, where it sold (for me) 95% of the parent title. So far here we're at about 55%. Ruh roh. The default rating for "I can't remember if I even read in the first place, something that I did read 2 days before" is AWFUL.

SUPERGIRL #9: Ugh, skeevy. AWFUL.

JACK OF FABLES #2: There's a line in here, something along the lines of "Well, I'm in no danger, I'm Jack of the Fables, and I always win!", and my interest-o-meter just went shuddering down by 50%. You want something much much more in a line-expansion like this. OK

ASTONISHING X-MEN #16: The big moment, the line that Graeme built up so much in his review, and I can't remember exactly how I phrased it then! Try this: basically, this is to Joss Whedon and (nee) UNCANNY X-MEN #133, as SUPERMAN RETURNS is to Bryan Singer and SUPERMAN (nee :THE MOVIE) -- its a glowing love letter. The difference is that Whedon takes the template (Wolverine: ALONE!), and twists it with Kitty as the protagonist. Plus Kitty's spit-take last line was a thing of joy and beauty. I enjoyed this tremendously, and will give it a rare EXCELLENT.



PICK OF THE WEEK: Well, you know how that one turns out, anyway -- ASTONISHING X-MEN #16.

PICK OF THE WEAK: Of what I wrote about here, SUPERGIRL #9. BUt I probably liked SWAMP THING #29 less, really.

GN/TP OF THE WEEK: It's a really really good week for books. BATMAN & THE MONSTER MEN is great stuff (though somewhat shockingly bereft of anything but the comic -- no intro, no nuthin'), and I was seriously grooving on the first 80% of DEATH NOTE v7, but then they start a new story in the last 20%, and it marred my enjoyment of the intensity of the conclusion of the previous story. I also think the FALLEN ANGEL (IDW) TP is gorgeous to look at, and is some interesting work, but if I had to pick just one thing, then I'm probably going to go with PROMETHEA v5, if you didn't buy it in the HC.

That's what I thought.... how about you?


-B
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Sunday, August 27, 2006
posted by:     |   8:49 PM   |  
Did you know that LOST GIRLS represents 21% of the dollars of this week's invoice (the largest invoice I've had in a decade, by the way)? Or that EVERY Marvel title this week, combined, including reorders, is less than 85% of my LOST GIRLS dollars?

And, I beleive that I've ordered less than a three week supply? (36% of those copies are pre-sold; we must be getting 2-3 requests a day for it... though I suspect that will melt to, say, a *purchase* a day, when they see the seventy-five bones price tag.)

And that I got an email from Diamond asking me if I was sure of my order (they also did this for THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN BLACK DOSSIER HC [which had a much higher qty order][although a less-than-majority fraction of the last LOEG periodical release]) because it triggered some flag or another)?

So we're either going to have a really fine next few days, or I'm be in a shitty mood this time next week, wheeeeeeee.

Otherwise, the other big news: the return (for an eyeblink) of the BONE ONE edition. I don't know, maybe they'll go back to press just. once. more. But if I were you? I'd assume this is your last chance, and snake up a copy as fast as you can. $40 for all of BONE is kinda stupidly cheap, really, so don't blow it this time!

2000 AD #1498
2000 AD #1499
52 WEEK #17
A G SUPER EROTIC ANTHOLOGY #40 (A)
ACTION COMICS #842
ALL NEW OFF HANDBOOK MARVEL UNIVERSE A TO Z #8
ALL STAR SUPERMAN #5
AMERICAN VIRGIN #6
AMERICAN WAY #7 (OF 8)
ATHENA VOLTAIRE FLIGHT O/T FALCON APE ED #1
BATMAN JOURNEY INTO KNIGHT #11 (OF 12)
BATTLESTAR GALACTICA #1
BETTY & VERONICA DOUBLE DIGEST #145
BETTY & VERONICA SPECTACULAR #75
BLACK PANTHER #19
BOYS #2
CABLE DEADPOOL #31 CW
CITY OF HEROES #15
CIVIL WAR YOUNG AVENGERS & RUNAWAYS #2 (OF 4)
COBB OFF THE LEASH #3
CSI DYING IN THE GUTTERS #1
CYBERFORCE CVR A #5
DOC FRANKENSTEIN SKROCE CVR A #5
FALLEN ANGEL IDW #8
GI JOE VS TRANSFORMERS VOL 3 ART OF WAR CVR A #5 (OF 5)
HAUNTED MANSION #4
JACK KIRBYS GALACTIC BOUNTY HUNTERS #2
JLA CLASSIFIED #26
JUDGE DREDD MEGAZINE #248 (NOTE PRICE)
JUSTICE #7 (OF 12)
KABUKI #7
LOVELESS #10
MAN-BAT #5 (OF 5)
MARVEL SPOTLIGHT ED BRUBAKER BILLY TAN
MYTHOS HULK
ROCKETO #11
SAVAGE RED SONJA QOTFW #1 (OF4)
SHE-HULK 2 #11
SNAKES ON A PLANE #1 (OF 2)
SOLO #12
SUPERMAN BATMAN #29
SUPERNATURAL LAW #1 AT THE BOX OFFICE
TEEN TITANS #38
TEEN TITANS GO #34
THRUD THE BARBARIAN #2
TRANSFORMERS EVOLUTION HEARTSOF STEEL #3
TRIALS OF SHAZAM #1 (OF 12)
ULTIMATE FANTASTIC FOUR #33
ULTIMATE X-MEN ANNUAL #2
UNCLE SAM AND THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS #2 (OF 8)
URSA MINORS #2
USAGI YOJIMBO #96
WORMWOOD GENTLEMAN CORPSE #2
X ISLE #2 (OF 5)
X-FACTOR #10
X-MEN #190
X-MEN FAIRY TALES #4 (OF 4)
ZOOM SUIT #4 (OF 4)


Books / Mags / Stuff
ART OF LUIS ROYO 2007 WALL CALENDAR
BONE ONE VOL ED SC (NEW PTG)
BONEYARD VOL 5 TP
BOOK OF LOST SOULS TP
CAPTAIN AMAZING TP
CSI CASE FILES VOL 1 TP
DARK LABYRINTH BY LUIS ROYO HC
DECIMATION THE 198 TP
DRAWING COMICS IS EASY (EXCEPT WHEN ITS HARD) HC
EGO SUM VOL 2 HC
GIRL GENIUS VOL 1 TP (NEW PTG)
GOOD APOLLO IM BURNING STAR IV VOL 1 GN
GREEN LANTERN GREATEST STORIES EVER TOLD TP
GREMLINS HC
IRON WOK JAN GN #19
JOKES AND THE UNCONSCIOUS GN
JUDGE DREDD COMPLETE CASE FILES VOL 4 TP
LITTLE LULU COLOR SPECIAL TP
LOST GIRLS DLX SLIPCASED ED
MITSUKAZU MIHARA RIP REQUIEM IN PHONYBRIAN GN
NEXTWAVE AGENTS OF HATE VOL 1THIS IS WHAT THEY WANT PREM HC
ONIRIKA ART OF SIMONE BIANCHIHC
PATH OF THE ASSASSIN VOL 2 TP
PREVIEWS VOL XVI #9
REX MUNDI VOL 3 LOST KINGS TP
ROTTING IN DIRTVILLE GN
SHOWCASE PRESENTS BATMAN VOL 1 TP
TOMARTS ACTION FIGURE DIGEST #147
TOUCH OF DEATH TP
ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN VOL 16 DEADPOOL TP
VAMPIRE DOLL GUILT NA ZAN VOL1 GN (OF 3)
WHATCHA MEAN WHATS A ZINE SC
WIZARD COMICS MAGAZINE AVENGERS CHO CVR #180
YOSHITAKA AMANO HERO VOL 1 PXHC


So, what looks good to YOU, bubba?


-B
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posted by:     |   4:38 PM   |  
Awww, Major Victory! How could they get rid of you?!? I mean, yeah, Feedback’s really into the whole thing and Fat Momma has not only the inspirational thing but the theme song, but still… You were the best of all of the contestants on Who Wants To Be A Superhero?. You were the only one who deserved your own Sci-Fi Channel movie. And now you’re… gone…

(Blame Hibbs. He’s the one who got me watching the show in the first place, the bastard.)

ASTONISHING X-MEN #16: Hibbs has a one-line review of this that’s so perfect that, if he doesn’t have time to write his own reviews this week, I’m going to come back on here on Wednesday just to post it. He was a fan, though, but my own enthusiasm for this book is being defeated by the schedule… This issue was Good, but felt too inconsequential for something that I’ve waited two months for. Part of that comes from the lack of forward motion in the main plot; as fun as the Kitty/Emma confrontation was, that and the dramatic reveal of the fifth member of the Hellfire Club, were the only real plot movements in this issue, with pages being lost on the not-as-funny-as-Joss-thinks-it-is infantilized Wolverine joke and the Ord/Breakworld subplot that gets a quarter of the issue for something that could just as easily be done in two pages. With two issues left in this story arc, it feels as if there’s a lot of resolution and explanation to be done, and the pacing so far makes me think that it’ll either be rushed or done half-assed, much in the same was as the end of the last arc. Still, it’s very pretty.

BATMAN #656: Now, this is much better than the last issue, both playful and intelligently done, with a nice tone of absurdity throughout the whole thing (The narration helps immensely with that: Both “Man-bats. Ninja Man-bats. Alarming twist” and “Plan B switches to plan C, just for a second. Then plan D kicks in” bring in a dry sense of humor to add to the traditional clipped Bat-tone). Immediately from the first panel, the pop-art background acts as meta-commentary to the story, winking to the reader without undercutting whatever action that’s going on at the same time, and managing to make the fight sequence simultaneously old-school and contemporary. It’d be a neat trick in any superhero book, but to do it in a Batman book, considering Batman’s history with pop-art and over-the-top sound effects – Holy Adam West! – makes it something ever better. Beyond the main part of the book, everything else continues the raised eyebrow bemusement: Talia’s dialogue, the flashback to a love scene Batman naked except for his mask (and his costume neatly laid out beside him), Grant Morrison’s speaking-through-Batman commentary on the comic itself (“…There’s a message here somewhere. I know if I just stare hard enough…” and, later, “If there’s one thing I hate… it’s art with no content.”). It’s a Batman book with the energy and fun of the best of Morrison’s Seven Soldiers books, and Excellent.

BATMAN AND THE MAD MONK #1: So, I didn’t read Matt Wagner’s first mini-series from this series (Batman and the Monster Men, I think it was called?), but this has me interested in picking up the trade. Taking cues both from the earlier Batman comics and Frank Miller’s Year One, this manages to merge the two into some kind of uber-pulp, with tough-guy narration (“I don’t give them time to react. They’re big, but soft around the middle. Slow. Two are down before they even know what hit them.” And that’s Jim Gordon talking.), hard-boiled action and a lovely cartoony look – with beautiful coloring from Dave Stewart – that just works really well. It’s not a Batman book for everyone, because again it doesn’t take itself too seriously, but it’s Very Good and a somewhat strange realization that there are a lot of great Batman comics out right now. Superman’s comics don’t suck, either, and Wonder Woman… well, you’ll find out later. But what’s the world coming to when DC seems to be bothering about their biggest franchises?

DAREDEVIL #88: Ed Brubaker’s really rather good at these one-issue breathers after initial story-arcs, isn’t he? His Nomad one-off in Captain America was a highlight of his first year on that book, and this whatever happened to Foggy Nelson gives you just enough shakes and shivers to explain the whys for what went before and give you all new questions for future storylines. Fill-in artist David Aja apes Michael Lark’s texture but not his linework, with the result being something that reminded me, weirdly enough, of the art from Where The Wild Things Are. That aside, this was Good, and I’m looking forward to Daredevil in Paris next month, as well.

FLASH: THE FASTEST MAN ALIVE #3: The bad: A fill-in on the third issue of a book doesn’t bode well. The good: Karl Kerschl’s fill-in art is the best that this book has looked, clean and easy to understand against regular artist Ken Lashley’s over-rendered work, and it helps the book be readable for the first time this series (There’s actually a complete fill-in art team this issue, unusually – Fill-in penciller, inker and colorists – so perhaps the editor is trying to sort out some of the visual problems from earlier issues?). The script still contains more than its fair share of clunky dialogue and again a cliffhanger that doesn’t have that much dramatic tension, but it’s astounding how much better this book is when it’s not so difficult to look at. Eh, but a step in the right direction, at least.

HEROES FOR HIRE #1: I’m convinced that Justin Gray and Jimmy Palmiotti got paid by the word for this book, considering how much narration and exposition that’s contained between the covers of this book. I know it’s a first issue introducing a lot of characters that readers probably haven’t really seen before – the one exception being Black Cat, who noticably is one of only three regulars in the book that don’t get any introduction at all (the others being Paladin and, weirdly enough, Orca. Is there a massive Orca fan contingent out there I’m not aware of?) – but still, good Lord, this is a verbose book. It’s not a bad book, though; Billy Tucci’s art is horribly inconsistent but competent, and the idea behind it is fun enough. Shame it had to start with a Civil War tie-in – and yet again, the pro-registration side is made to look unsympathetic, with Misty Knight comparing forced registration to slavery and the regime in communist China – but give it a couple of issues, and things might be different… For now, it’s Okay, and has potential to be better when Marvel stops being tied up in political allegory land.

JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA #1: Say what you like about Brad Meltzer, but you can’t deny that he isn’t afraid to stick his favorite characters in the Justice League for no obvious reason whatsoever. Vixen! Black Lightning! Arsenal! Red Tornado! Because no-one demanded it apart from Brad himself! For everything that’s interesting about the new series – My favorite is the anti-Mister Miracle, complete with Father Box and Hush Tube, although the reprinted panels from the Red Tornado’s first meeting with Kathy is a very cute touch – it fails for me because the structure is so close to that of Meltzer’s Identity Crisis, down to the multi-character narration and pretentious “This is a story about…” introduction to each character (not to mention the layout of the last page title and credits); it feels unoriginal and forced to try and evoke the earlier success. Maybe later issues will feel more organically – and explain why this particular league exists with these particular characters – but for now, it’s simply Eh.

NEW AVENGERS #23: Two thoughts: 1) Well, the Civil War crossovers are definitely bringing out the best in Brian Bendis, who’s getting to do the character work that’s his strength while the main CW book does the heavy plot-lifting, and 2) Wow, they’re really making Iron Man into a bastard. For those who haven’t seen this issue, this is the one where Iron Man tells Spider-Woman that, unlike everyone on every message board on the planet, she doesn’t get to pick what side she’s on because he doesn’t like her, and by the way, she’s under arrest. By this rate, by the time that Civil War ends, Tony Stark will have shaved his goatee into a Hitler moustache and be demanding that he gets Heiled whenever he enters a room, and Joe Quesada will still be insisting that Marvel is trying to provide a balanced viewpoint to this story. Meanwhile – and although Bendis’s introduction to his upcoming Spider-Woman series is fun in its own right – the real star of this issue is Olivier Copiel, whose work this issue puts most of Marvel’s current set of Young Guns to shame. Good.

SUPERGIRL #9: This may be some kind of superhero comic Stockholm Syndrome speaking, but I didn’t hate this. I didn’t really like it either, but when you compare it to the issue I read two months ago, then it might be about to win Most Improved Title of 2006, if only because there’s no kissing-your-cousin-while-he-gropes-your-ass action. While Ian Churchill is still incredibly the wrong artist to be drawing this series (Call me picky, but I’d prefer someone who has a basic grasp of anatomy), but for all his mistakes, there was something in Joe Kelly’s basic idea of a Supergirl who doesn’t have any idea who she is or who she’s supposed to be that made me almost enjoy this issue. Eh, which I wouldn’t have believed possible two months ago.

SUPERMARKET #4: It had to happen, of course, but the ending of this series felt completely anti-climactic. It just kind of… stopped, which was a shame, because the first three issues had held together really well. It’s not that the reasoning of the end that disappoints, but the execution. After the two families having chased Pella for so long, when they catch her, we don’t get enough of an explanation as to why they were chasing her – there’s a McGuffin reason, but it’s very vague (Pella is the key to a vault containing a fortune, but what does that actually mean? We don’t find out, but instead cut to the next scene where she’s done whatever her key thing is and they’re inside the vault). Everything becomes deux ex machina: Pella manages to disassemble the supermarket, although what that means isn’t really explored, the bad guys just disappear (it’s even commented on in the story, but never explained), and the much needed epilogue never comes. It’s like finishing a story with “And then I saved the world and became really famous the end.” Kristian Donaldson saves the day, though, with art and coloring that makes the frustrating story go down easily. That said, it’s still, sadly, Eh.

WONDER WOMAN #2: Just like Batman, this second issue is better than the first, focusing on filling in the blanks from the previous issue and doing some character building. While there are still some fannish shout-outs, unlike the last issue, they’re of the kind that play less to the comic fanboys than a more mainstream audience (Especially the return of the costume change twirl from the ‘70s TV show at the end of the issue), and don’t really interrupt the flow of the story... which is nice. It’s still nothing more than old-style superhero thrills that doesn’t take itself too seriously, but it’s done so well that it’s one of the more enjoyable things I’ve read this week. Who knew? Good.

PICK OF THE WEEK is Batman, which was not just well-done fun, but well-done clever fun. PICK OF THE WEAK is, depressingly, Supermarket, which should’ve been so much better. I don’t have a TRADE OF THE WEEK, because I spent too much of the last week reading the second volume of Essential Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man, which contains the spectacular Spider-Lizard. You want high-concept? He’s Spider-Man… infected by Curt Conner’s Lizard serum! There’s your high concept right there, true believers!



…Yeah, you’re right. My brain may have turned to mush. It's all from watching Who Wants To Be A Superhero?. That's enough to make anyone lose their mind.

Blame Hibbs.
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Tuesday, August 22, 2006
posted by:     |   8:47 PM   |  
So, we took Ben to the Circus on Saturday afternoon. 2 is the perfect age for the Circus, really -- old enough to appreciate the spectacle, young enough not to see the strings.

I sorta think the Circus is a scam -- the $13 programs, the $18 toys (which I firmly said no to), the $5 bag of stale-ish popcorn. In fact, when Grandmother Michele bought the tickets, I had asked for good seats, but not the top-line ones. Somehow, she was told the $60 seats were sold out, so being a very VERY cool Grandmother, she opted for the super-expensive seats. But when we got to the Oakland Coliseum, it was clear there were plenty of $60 unsold. I felt like I had "rube" stapled to my forehead.

On the other hand, the seats she bought were "Circus Celebrity" passes, and, 'round about the half-way point of the show, they ushered us Celebrities out onto the circus floor, and put us in a trolley, where we were right in the middle of the show for about 15 minutes. The cars had a drum built into them, and Ben had a blast pounding on the drums while acrobats and clowns and Cossacks swirled around us.

The Circus has changed a lot since I was a kid. I was, dunno, eight maybe, the last time I went to the Circus (at Madison Square Garden), and that was a proper three-ring event. Our Circus was just one ring, boo. Plus, no Big Cats. Double boo!

The A#1 weirdest thing, and I have to think this is because of Cirque Du Soliel and the like, is that the Circus now has a PLOT.

As the show opens, they bring in a "lucky family" to star in the show -- "Dad" becomes the ringmaster, Mom a trapeze artist, and the Daughter a dancer. But the Son doesn't know what he wants to be, so the rest of the show becomes "What can 'Dan' be at the Circus?"

Between every act, they go back to the story -- sometimes with songs, sometimes with video -- and I'd have to say that at least 10% of the performance was this stupid meta-story about "Dan"

A lot of this was pre-recorded, and there was an awful lot of terrible lip-synching going on. And badly animated elephants talking all "street", ow.

One of the things I wondered about the most was just how pre-set and pre-recorded a lot of it was. Yes, there was spectacle and explosions and wonderment, but I wonder how they pull that off night after night in venues that are probably different sizes and shapes every leg of the trip. You know what I mean? How do you hit marks, or lay out the props and the safety equipment correctly when the venue is a different size on each stop?

Doing quick and sloppy math in my head, with the number of performers involved (though many did double and triple duty), the transportation costs, the venue and insurance costs, and so on, I really wonder if they can even break-even on attendance alone. Plus, our matinee performance was, maybe, 2/3 full (at best) -- makes that $5 popcorn make a little more sense.

But, at the end of the day, only one thing mattered, and that was Ben had a GREAT time, his eyes as wide as saucers for most of the show. Circuses are really for two-year olds, and that's OK.

Now, how about some of them thar comical books?

52 WEEK 15: I always liked Booster Gold as a concept -- someone who came to heroism for all the wrong reasons, and in all the wrong ways (remember: he was a thief). So, I'll shed a tear for Booster. Booster Gold is dead, but long live Michael Carter, whom, I assume we'll find out is in the "Supernova" costume. A solidly OK issue, leaning upwards again.

CATWOMAN #58: The problem here is there just isn't any drama in Angle Man or Film Freak knowing anything -- they're strictly D-list adversaries. And I don't really buy that Zatanna would do any more mind-wiping, and I'm getting frustrated by Magic in the DCU. We're told the rules have changed, but everything seems to work out exactly the same. AWFUL.

CHECKMATE #5: I've still yet to find any character here I have any affection for, or, frankly, interest in. The cast and scope of this is too large to not have a POV character we can root for. Can't swing more than an OK.

GREEN LANTERN CORPS #3: Sorta the same issue here, really, with the understanding I like the core idea better. But I find the execution to be lazy ("building a corps" would have been a better direction), so EH.

SHADOWPACT #4: DC is publishing way WAY too many third-string titles at once. You should see my DC rack, all one-quarter cover at best. Adding 20 new titles (or whatever it is) all at once -- especially when so few of them seem like they have long-term goals or ideas -- just fragments the audience. We sold 40 copies of SHADOWPACT #1, 33 of #2, 30 of #3, and we're down to 19 in the first week of #4. If there were not 19 other #1s in the last 6 months, maybe this would have held its audience. Nor does it help this is pretty EH.

PHONOGRAM #1: HELLBLAZER meets SCOOTER GIRL, right? And I thought it worked really well, at that. We'll see if it continues to live up to the promise of this first issue, but I will go with a tentative GOOD.

CIVIL WAR X-MEN #2: Sure, I believe the government is going to make thier sentinels look more like Gundam robot suits! Always nice to see the original team in action, though. OK

CLAWS #1: About 4 pages in, I became convinced that Linser stopped drawing this, and Amanda Connor stepped in. I can't imagine that people who like Linser for DAWN are going to care for this bigfoot cartooning one tiny bit. I found the style appealing, but frustratingly light for a $3.99 cover price. EH.

STAR TREK THE MANGA v1: You know they have no idea what they're doing when the first story is about how K&S inadvertently helped create The Borg. Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew! It also doesn't help when it appears half of the artists have never seen the show, and have no idea what the sets and costumes look like. CRAP. What I can (sorta) recommend to scratch that "Classic Trek" itch is www.newvoyages.com, a fan film site where they appear to be trying to do the 4th and 5th seasons of the original show. The sets and costumes and props and generally "feel" is pretty impeccable, even if the acting needs a bit of work. Apparently the next episode will have a DC Fontana script, and a appearance by Walter Koenig. And I was horribly disturbed by th Comedy Central Roast of Shatner. Wow, that Farrah Fawcet sure is scary, ain't she? And I thought it was supposed to be about Shatner, but most of the thing was comedians I've never heard of insulting OTHER comedians I've never heard of. Seemed like under 10% of it had anything to do with Shat.

WASTELAND #2: I liked this much better than the first issue -- probably because there's more forward motion, an antagonist, and less world-building needed. A solid GOOD.

DEADMAN #1: AWFUL.

THE BOYS #1: What's funny is that "Boys" ships the same week as "Girls". Sadly, that was really the only thing funny here -- this is pretty rote by-the-numbers-for-Garth stuff, and Darick's art, while lovely, really bugged me every time that Shaun of the Dead guy appeared. Its conceptual that this could end up some place very fun, but for now, I think I have to go with an AWFUL.

Meh, that's all I have to say this week. I'm tired, after covering Rob's birthday (and giving him an extra day on top of that, since o0ne day off in the middle of a work week is no fun at all)

PICK OF THE WEEK: Either PHONOGRAM #1 or WASTELAND #2 are well worth your hard-earned comics dollars.

PCIK OF THE WEAK: Dude, easily STAR TREK: THE MANGA.

TP/GN OF THE WEEK: There's no contest, because Eric Shanower's ADVENTURES IN OZ is lovely, fun, entertaining and great for kids. The $75 HC is even nicer, with a REALLY extensive "behind the scenes" section that rival's any "ABSOLUTE" edition. Great stuff!

I also enjoyed the PLASTIC MAN ARCHIVES v8 HC, and portions of the JUSTICE SOCIETY (1970s) TP -- those couple of issue by Wally Wood are just eye-poppingly lovely, even when buried by the inks. What I just don't understand is why not one of these individual stories had credits, nor was there any title page laying them out? What's up with that?

What did YOU think?

-B
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Monday, August 21, 2006
posted by:     |   9:37 AM   |  
I'm getting pretty sick of this feast or famine shit -- 3 weeks of very few comics, followed by the insane deluge.

52 WEEK #16
ACTION PHILOSOPHERS THE PEOPLES CHOICE
ARCHIE & FRIENDS #103
ARCHIE DIGEST #228
ASTONISHING X-MEN #16
BART SIMPSON COMICS #31
BATMAN #656
BATMAN AND THE MAD MONK #1 (OF 6)
BATTLE POPE COLOR #10
BIRDS OF PREY #97
BLUE BEETLE #6
CARTOON NETWORK BLOCK PARTY #24
CLAW THE UNCONQUERED #3
DAREDEVIL #88
DARKNESS WOLVERINE
DEADWORLD #5
DMZ #10
ELEPHANTMEN #2
EMO BOY #8
ETERNALS #3 (OF 6)
EXILES #85
EZRA EVOKED EMOTIONS #1 (OF 3)
FEAR AGENT #7
FELL #6
FLASH THE FASTEST MAN ALIVE #3
GRENUORD #3 (OF 6)
GRUNTS #1 (OF 3)
HAWKGIRL #55
HEROES FOR HIRE #1 CW
JACK OF FABLES #2
JSA CLASSIFIED #16
JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA #1
KADE SUN OF PERDITION #1 (OF 4)
KNIGHTS OF THE DINNER TABLE #117
LAST CHRISTMAS #3 (OF 5)
MARVEL MILESTONES CLAREMONT JIM LEE X-MEN & STARJAMMERS PT 1
NEW AVENGERS #23 CW
NIGHTMARES AND FAIRY TALES #17
PAINKILLER JANE #3
PORTENT #4 (OF 4)
RED SONJA #13
REX LIBRIS #5
SADHU #2
SHADOWHAWK ONE SHOT #1
SOULFIRE CHAOS REIGN #1
SPAWN #159
SPIDER-MAN LOVES MARY JANE #9
SUPER BAD JAMES DYNOMITE #3
SUPERGIRL #9
SUPERGIRL AND THE LEGION OF SUPER HEROES #21
SUPERMARKET #4 (OF 4)
SWAMP THING #29
TRANSFORMERS GENERATIONS (IDW) #6
ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN #99
ULTIMATES ANNUAL #2
UNCLE SCROOGE #357
WALKING DEAD #30
WALT DISNEYS COMICS & STORIES #672
WARLORD #7
WOLVERINE #45 CW
WOMEN OF MARVEL POSTER BOOK
WONDER WOMAN #2
XENA #2
ZOMBIES #3

Books / Mags / Stuff
ABSOLUTE DARK KNIGHT HC
BATMAN AND THE MONSTER MEN TP
BECK MONGOLIAN CHOP SQUAD VOL5 GN (OF 19)
CHILDREN OF GRAVE TP
COMICS BUYERS GUIDE NOV 2006 #1622
DEATH NOTE VOL 7 TP
FALLEN ANGEL IDW VOL 1 TP
FANTASTIC FOUR RESURRECTION OF NICHOLAS SCRATCH TP
GIANT ROBOT #43
HELLBLAZER STATIONS OF THE CROSS TP
JUXTAPOZ SEPT 2006 VOL 14 #9
METAL GEAR SOLID SONS OF LIBERTY VOL 1 TP
MIDDLEMAN VOL 2 TP
PROMETHEA BOOK FIVE TP
SENTRY REBORN TP
STAR WARS CLONE WARS ADVENTURES VOL 6 TP
TEEN TITANS GO VOL 5 ON THE MOVE TP
WALT & SKEEZIX VOL 2 HC
WARREN ELLIS STRANGE KILLINGSNECROMANCER TP
WINSOR MCCAY VOL 8 EARLY WORKS TP

One other note: LOST GIRLS is NOT out on the Wset Coast this week. Even if you see it on the national shipping charts, it didn't arrive on this side of the country.

And, I understand that the midwest and East Coast were allocated to 1/3 of thier copies. Balance (supposedly) next week


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-B
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Sunday, August 20, 2006
posted by:     |   8:24 PM   |  
Have you ever had a weekend where nothing goes to plan? All I’m saying is this: I didn’t get to Jeff’s garage sale yesterday, but I did manage to spend a number of hours in Ikea waiting for our current houseguest to choose between two mattresses that seemed completely identical to me. Is it any wonder that a grown man will turn to comics in such a world as unfriendly to my plans as this?

52 WEEK FIFTEEN: So, there’s a theory I’ve seen floating around the internets about the way that Booster proves the existence of predestination in the DC Universe just before his “death” (Because, come on, there’s no way that he’s really dead – Ignoring the unsubtle cover that gives away that plot twist in the most unsubtle way ever, or even the Supernova/Booster exchange that screams both “I was written by Mark Waid” and “Supernova is Booster Gold through some strange time travel plot twist” – Booster’s slated for a two-page origin later on in the run, which suggests that he’s coming back around that time). It comes from Skeets’ future-historical records of what happened that night (“A car-jacking on 33rd… A power blackout in the Bakerline area…”), and Booster apparently later on causing those events. Except… he doesn’t. He does car-jack someone’s car (jack someone’s car? Is that how you say it?), but according to the art, it was on 11.1st, not 33rd. And, yeah, he does cause a blackout… but in the Midtown area (as mentioned in the dialogue). Either these are my misreadings, mistakes that weren’t caught, or more misdirection and proof that history is broken by the creators… Either way, this issue follows up on last week’s action-packed attempt to get all of the plots moving again after a couple of issues’ worth of hijacking by Ralph Dibny and Black Adam, and despite the unbelievable death of Booster Gold, the series seems to be regaining some sense of immediacy and momentum. A low Good, but I may be being swayed by the lack of Ralph Dibny-abuse.

THE BOYS #1: Yeah, I don’t get why so many people seemed to be getting excited about this. With a set-up that feels about five years out of date (and also recycled from other Garth Ennis books: Haven’t we seen the hard military bastard and over-the-top superhero parodies before?), nothing in this book feels genuine – A problem when it comes to the motivation of one of the two main characters (Apparently played by Simon Pegg, in a Bryan Hitch-like jaw-dropping modeling of characters after real life actors moment) centering around the sudden death of his true love. It reads like Garth Ennis writing a parody of Garth Ennis without any spark of originality, or enthusiasm, or anything other than cynicism (There’s a weird mysognistic undertow, as well, considering that there are only two women in the book, and the one that doesn’t exist only to die is shown as powerless to the sexual charms of a man she hates; It may just be Garth’s usual machismo going overboard, though). Darick Robertson’s art is Okay, but the book itself is pretty much Crap.

CASANOVA #3: You have to love a book that starts in a pie store in Oakland and freewheels from there, and if you disagree, then you’re just plain wrong. I admit, I’m biased; I’ve been completely head over heels for this since reading the first issue in PDF format before it was released. Of course, I forgot to buy the second issue, because my family was in town and I was sporadic in my comic shopping and and and I am shit. Seeing this issue in the store this weekend made me get the second issue as well, and the first, because I wanted to read it like a real comic for a change. Reading all three in a row is like having your head blown in a good way, but this third issue may be the best yet – The plot is easier to follow while the execution is both more structured and more playful; Matt Fraction’s script keeps veering between the personal and the hardboiled, and Gabriel Ba’s art is completely kirbymignolamcmahonscrumptuous. Excellent, and that’s before you get to Fraction’s stream-of-consciousness text piece, which may just be my favorite part of the book somehow…

CLAWS #1: God knows how this happened, but this is a really enjoyable romp of a book. Jimmy Palmiotti and Justin Gray’s writing, which has never really worked for me in any other book, completely clicks here with an old-school ridiculous plot and a fun script full of wiseass dialogue (Co-stars Wolverine and the Black Cat do the bickering duo thrown together in dire circumstances very well; the Cat so much so that I’m almost sold on her next port of call, Palmiotti and Gray’s Heroes for Hire ongoing), and Joe Linser’s linework has a cartoony quality that I’d never imagined from his airbrushed “Dawn” covers of yore. Maybe I’ve just been overloading myself on Essential Peter Parker this week – I probably have – but this is Very Good, and much better than I’d expected from the solicit and previews.

DEADMAN #1: Continuing DC’s new tradition of sending bloggers preview issues of books that they must know wouldn’t get the best reception (like Martian Manhunter a couple of weeks ago), this came in the mail last week: Bruce Jones’ latest entry in his “I have some strange issues and I want to work them out with you, dear reader” career. This new Vertigo series has nothing to do with Boston Brand, and it’s all the worse for it: New dead man Brandon Cayce would rather relive his girlfriend cheating on him than wear a cool red costume with a large D on his chest. It’s a slow first issue, but there’s something oddly nostalgic about it, like something from around when Vertigo launched. Maybe it’s John Watkiss’s (wonderful) blocky art, or the awkward urge to be politically relevant in modern times no matter how clumsy. It’s probably that nostalgia at work that makes me want to come back next issue and see just what happens next; either that, or it really is Okay.

PHONOGRAM #1: I have no idea; it had sold out by Thursday at the store, which I’m taking to be a good sign. I’ll have to track it down, though, because if ever there was a book meant for someone like me who secretly thinks that Menswear’s debut album is kind of good, this was probably it.

THUNDERBOLTS #105: When the biggest surprise a book like this can throw at you is the identity of the inker – Yeah, like you expected Gary Erskine, of The Filth and The Authority and various less mainstream projects, fame to be working over Tom Gummett’s pencils – then that probably says something about the book, right…? This is an old-fashioned Marvel book in exactly the worst ways you’d expect: Full of continuity and characters that you have no idea who they are or what they’re doing and why. It’s also a Civil War crossover, which means that not that much is really allowed to happen in and of itself because the massive crossover has to be serviced at all costs, so all the real story is in subplot and therefore somewhat impenetrable to new readers. In other words, it’s kind of the worst of both worlds right now, but nonetheless, done with such gusto (No other word seems as appropriate. Except, maybe, “gumption”) that you kind of have to admire it nonetheless. It’s not good, but it’s professional and it does exactly what you expect it to do, which has to count for something. An Eh kind of something, but that’s better than nothing last time I checked.
PICK OF THE WEEK is Casanova, and if you haven’t picked it up at all yet but would like something that crosses genre with the personal with the fantastical with an air of “anything can happen in the next half hour!” like Grant Morrison’s Invisibles, you owe it to yourself to pick up the first three issues and read them in one sitting. PICK OF THE WEAK is The Boys, and I’m expecting everyone to disagree with me about that one within about three minutes of posting this. But instead of dwelling on that, let me tell you all of my latest addiction, and this week’s TRADE OF THE WEEK: Essential Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man. I’m blaming it on last week’s Essential Marvel Team-Up, but more than anything, I’ve been craving some shitty 1970s Spider-Man action just like I grew up reading, and that’s something that Essential Peter Parker provides like nothing else. Never mind Amazing’s timeless classics, I want dated topical stories about Flash Thompson’s Vietnamese girlfriend Sha-Shan and her evil husband, Brother Power. I want to read about the White Tiger and his student activism on the Empire State University campus. And, much more importantly, I want to read about an evil DJ in a New York nightclub who hypnotizes people in a story called “Spiderman Night Fever”.

Throughout the whole thing, I was left with a wish that Bill Mantlo could somehow be healthy and writing Spider-Man during Civil War, just so I could read thought balloons like “Face it, Parker! You might be a big-shot with the Avengers and Tony Stark’s best buddy - - but Captain America hates you and Jolly Jonah Jameson wants to sue you for fraud! No matter what happens, whenever I win - - I LOSE!”

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Friday, August 18, 2006
posted by:     |   9:40 PM   |  

Okay. Last update. I'm kinda tired and brain-dead--running a comic book store on a slow day is infinitely more tiring than running one on a busy day. Not sure what law of thermodynamics is covered by that, but it's true.

Tomorrow from 9 to 4 is the garage sale and this is my very last chance to hector you about it. It's on Cortland Avenue in Bernal Heights. For those travelling by Bart/Muni, get your butts to 24th Ave. and then take any Mission bus down to Cortland Avenue (the delightful Zante Pizza is on one corner of Cortland and Mission and the even-more-delightful Spicy Bite is on the opposite corner). From there, you can either walk up the hill and over (about a ten to fifteen minute walk, depending), or you can catch a 24 Divisadero bus to take you up Cortland to where all the activity will be. It's a Hillwide Sale day to benefit the Bernal Heights Senior Center and I've heard there's 110 registered sites all over Bernal Hill--even if you're not interested in my stuff, there'll be something across the Hill for everyone.

I should be right across from the Bernal Heights Neighborhood Center. You can find a Google map of that location here.

The pricing is more or less straightforward. All comic books are a quarter, unless you buy 20 or more, and then they go down to twenty cents a pop. All VHS movies, Hong Kong or otherwise, are a quarter. DVDs (with very few exceptions, one of my favorite Seijun Suzuki films among them) are six dollars apiece, but if you buy 7 it's $35 and if you buy 10 it's $40. The PS2 games range between $7 to $10 and are in faboo condition. Action figures are $4 each or 3 for $10. (And yeah, hauling all that stuff from my place is gonna be FUN.)

So, you know. Stop by. Say "Hi." Some of my favorite people in the world have already said they're stopping by so it should be a great time. Hope you can join us, but have a great weekend either way!

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Thursday, August 17, 2006
posted by:     |   11:13 PM   |  

Stupid Picasa. I wrote two different versions of this post and both of 'em disappeared into the ether. So now you get the super-short version. Dammit.

I was a huge Hong Kong movie junkie back in the '90s and I'd be loathe to tell you what I spent on all of these movies back in the day. But I'm not watching them and they're slowly fading (and have faded) and do nobody any good sitting in a storage space. So they're going to be at the garage sale too--a quarter a piece. I can't exactly guarantee that they'll play or be watchable or anything but I think a lot of 'em will be, and a quarter isn't exactly a lot of money to gamble, not when you could end up with a full copy of Skinny Tiger and Fatty Dragon in your hands.

You know what else you can get for a quarter?



I was looking through all my Kirby books and realized I'd picked up a some dupes back when I was buying the books in lots. So they're in there along with all the other assorted craziness. Hopefully this will entice more of you to make the trek out to the Cortland Avenue on Saturday. A copy of Millionaire's Express and a Kirby Kamandi for fifty cents total? Back in 1995, my head would've imploded at such a concept...

Tomorrow: an update on some books, times and prices, location and bus info. See you then!

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Tuesday, August 15, 2006
posted by:     |   10:50 PM   |  
Victim of no time today -- the truck actually showed up at 11:45 today (about 2 hours earlier than usual), and I hadn't even finished my morning paperwork routine by then.

There's also the little problem of not being very excited about much of anything last week -- ANNIHILATION #1 was OK, 52 WEEK 14 was OK SHE HULK #10 was OK ... all in all even the high spots were pretty much just "OK" (Damn you five week shipping months, damn you!!). Even the stuff that kinda sucked didn't, I didn't think, suck that bad -- MARTIAN MANHUNTER #1 was just kind of generically EH, rather than Graeme's completely CRAP attack on it.

Really the only book that I had anything valuable to say about was GREEN ARROW #65 that kinda pissed me off by not even trying to explain the pre-OYL cliffhanger that it "resolved" this issue.

But, then, I noticed the little tidbit of news about CIVIL WAR'S new shipping schedule (http://forum.newsarama.com/showthread.php?t=80636) (In a nutshell: CW #4 is pushed back 5 more weeks, #5 will run 2 months after that, and so on.... plus ASM, FF are delayed, as is the launch of PUNISHER WAR JOURNAL... and almost certainly THOR and MIGHTY AVENGERS, too), and I need to vent. I was going to do it on the CBIA, but then I thought, well, let's just make it public and link it there, and everyone can play along.

Look, man, this is fucked up.

CIVIL WAR has been one of the few legitimate home run hits that Marvel has had -- it is both connecting with the core Marvel reader, but it is directly and specifically bringing "back" "Lapsed" readers, and new faces to their core properties.

To have the schedule slip this badly is, flatly, unconscionable.

History shows us that when books like this start to slip, they end up with a cascade effect. I laughed when I saw the projected dates for #6 & 7 as being back on a monthly schedule after #5's big-ass delay -- that seems... unlikely? improbable? pure fiction?

The momentum of the story (which has been, let me add, come in fits and starts, with the "waiting for a bus" plan of shipping [wait 20 minutes, then 3 show up at once]) is going to be gutted, and that means one thing: lost sales. How much, how many? Dunno, but there WILL be some... and who is going to have to bear the cost? Yessir, the retailer.

This is magnifying a thousand fold by it being a Big Ass Crossover That Affects Every Book -- you know, it really sucks when ALL-STAR BATMAN AND ROBIN ships months late, but, at least, that doesn't affect anything other than ALL-STAR. CIVIL WAR, on the other hand, affects each and every Marvel title, and is, at the very least delaying FF and ASM by a month. Books that I depend upon for their steady cashflow. It is, as noted above, delaying other books that were set to launch out of CW -- that's more cashflow I'm being denied.

So, it is fucked up.

There have been (and continue to be) a number of very high profile, spectacularly late comics lately, and it needs to S-T-O-P. Stop fucking soliciting things that aren't far enough along the creation process to have a CHANCE of shipping. This isn't Marvel-exclusive, by any means -- how is it even POSSIBLE that ALL-STAR BATMAN & ROBIN #5 was originally solicited for April '06, then rescheduled for July '06, and now they're telling us NO-FUCKING-VEMBER for it. How can that be?

I mean, I wasn't the only person who laughed (defensively, in pain and fear) when they announced Adam Hughes on ALL-STAR WONDER WOMAN, right? I mean, why not retitle the whole ALL-STAR line as the ALL-LATE line?

This shit needs to stop, and it needs to stop now. We don't need more late comics. We don't need any more ULTIMATE HULK VS WOLVERINE #3 or DAREDEVIL FATHER #6. We don't need the core books of the universe lines, like WONDER WOMAN or JUSTICE LEAGUE moving to 6 week schedules because the creators can't hack monthly. No, damn it, 9 issues a year is NOT acceptable on what has to be a monthly book, I don't care what pedigree the talent has.

There is art, and there is commerce, but as a retailer, and for the sake of the industry, there has to be a regular churn of ongoing titles to provide the cash flow to keep everyone going. That's just a bottom line reality.

But as pathetic as ALL-STAR anything and DAREDEVIL: FATHER have become, the problems are multiplied a thousand-fold for a core-universe crossover book like CIVIL WAR.

June's sales chart says that $21.24 million dollars of comics were in the Top 300, of that, CIVIL WAR #2 was nearly $760,000 of that -- what's that? about 3.5% of the month's total? CIVIL WAR is now "on hold" for a month (then another month, after that), and that's more than 3% of the month's dollars just gone *snap*, like that.

It kills confidence in Marvel as a brand among consumers, as the domino affect cascades across the whole line. YOU CAN NOT DO THIS WITH CROSSOVERS.

Even if you have to replace George Perez with Ron Lim.

There are theories of whose "fault" this is -- maybe it is the artist, maybe it is the writer, and I say no, none of that matters: it is the publisher.

ASSHAT OF THE WEEK: goes to Marvel Comics.

What do you think?

-B
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First, the big news: the garage sale is this upcoming Saturday, the 19th, and I'm not even remotely prepared. I've got eight longboxes of comics still to sort through so you'll probably get an update on Thursday (and, God help you, Friday). But I can tell you this: it's not going to be in a garage. Or near a garage. It's being held on Cortland Avenue, the main strip of lovely Bernal Heights, on the block between Andover and Moultrie. (See here for a handy Google map.) Last year, nobody would've showed for my sale if it hadn't been for the awesome people who heard about it through this blog or visiting CE. This year, average passerby will have no choice but to stumble over my longboxes, tremble in awe at my cut-rate DVD collection, marvel at how much time and money I wasted on mint-on-card action figures--and pick up some mediocre but perfect condition PS2 games at the rate such items deserve. Currently, my plan for the comics is to put 'em at a quarter apiece, but I'll mark it down to 20 for $4.00, which is still a pretty good deal, and I'm gonna have a ton of dollar manga and 5 for $10 trades.

Anyway, you'll get another update before it happens with bus routes and everything, but mark your calendar: Saturday, August 19, 9 a.m. to 4 p.m., here.

Second: the comic books. Unfortunately, our giddiness over last week's hat trick found its counterpoint Friday as Hibbs, G., and me looked at the week's new comics. "You know," Hibbs said. "If these books came out last week, I doubt I could have forced myself to write reviews. Because it's all just so meh." It seems unlikely that we'll get to a hat trick this week, and if we do, it'll be because Graeme wanted to talk about "Punchy Punchy Super-Hero," I'm worried no one's gonna show up for my garage sale and I'll have thrown out my back for nothing, and Brian will want to show off Ben's burgeoning understanding of superstring theory. Poor comics. What fair-weather friends you have in the Savage Critics.

52 WEEK #14: Eric Powell drawing Metamorpho is like having some aberrant sexual fantasy fulfilled before ever realizing that you had it--I'm counting the days as to when baby's gonna draw that sexy, sexy Element Man again. The rest of the issue, though, was highly OK--I quite liked the Khandaq stuff, and the mad scientist stuff was great (although, you know, if they had set up the Metal Men stuff in the early issues, it would have been even better). All every issue needs from here on out is a new origin of Metamorpho drawn by Eric Powell and we'll be set!

ANNIHILATION #1: Can't top Graeme's hilariously on-point review, other than to say that this did work for me, not so much because of the "OMFG! Galactus!!11!" factor but that there's a jump in time between the minis and this first issue so the characters have already changed and different relationships exist than the ones originally presented--it kinda reminded me of The Two Towers section of LOTR, weirdly. So it's The Lord of the Rings meets the movie of Starship Troopers but starring every cosmic c-list Marvel character from the '70s (with underwhelming art). Good enough for me, although without (a) a Frodo character, and (b) some bitchin' maps, it may not pay off nearly as well as the set-up.

BEYOND #2: Marvel poops so many mediocre minis out of its butt, I figured this would be more of the same. But I liked Scott Kolins' art here (c'mon, you really didn't like that view of the stitched together planet, with the volcano rising out of the lake and stuff?) and Dwayne McDuffie's script keeps everything lively--again, Graeme's description of this as Secret Wars told like it was the first season of Lost is really apt. Lowish Good because I think the characters are a little too lame for my taste plus the ending makes me leery that McDuffie is gonna try the whole "No, really, my take on [character presented on last page] was awesome! Here, lemme show you again!" maneuver that comic book creators occasionally try and rarely pull off.

DEVI #2: Meet issue #2, which really should have been issue #1. There's some neat stuff here--I really like the writer's attempt to create an Indian equivalent of Gotham City where a similar mingling of past and present urban motifs creates very different results from what you see in Batman's home town--and the art is very pretty and solid in some places (and very Top Cow Studios in others). It's far from great, but it beats the hell out of that Spider-Man: India codswollop from last year. Plus? Some of the oddest fuckin' text pieces you will ever read. So, yeah, OK.

ESCAPISTS #2: The charm takes a hit in issue #2 and there's probably a lot of reasons for it--the art becomes more of a muddle, for example--but I blame the pacing, as the absurdly effortless and breezy first issue becomes a huffy-puffy affair with excerpts from the creative team's new comic, an adventure of our new Escapist, and a possible romantic triangle jammed into one issue with all the indelicacy of someone jumping up and down on their too-full suitcase. (When the only female character is suddenly prone to kissing people on cheeks to express support, you know some vital piece of the creative engine isn't working like it should.) Still fun and interesting--at the risk of sounding like a dick, I think BKV is one of the few mainstream comics writers that respects (i.e., flogs the hell out of)the power of a good metaphor as much as top-notch prose writers do--but a real let-down from last issue. OK.

MARTIAN MANHUNTER #1: Yeah, what Graeme said. Plus, why'd they give him a skrull chin? Is that a clever nod to Marvel's shapechangers, or is it just that nobody was paying attention? I also wasn't crazy about the neck brace--is J'onn faking a disability claim to soak the JLA's insurance company? Is that how angry he's become? The whole outfit made me think of poor, fat David Ogden Stiers in a cape much more than the orignal costume ever did. Crap.

MS MARVEL #6: Hmmm. What does it say about Ms. Marvel that this issue, in which she barely appears, was the most interesting so far? What does it say about the future vitality of a work-for-hire universe that the only character who wasn't a female spin-off of an established male character was The Shroud? (This book had *two* separate female Spider-Man rip-offs.) What does it say about my attention span that this is only the seventh book I've reviewed this week and it all rhetorical questions? Eh.

SECRET SIX #3: Second issue dropped off my radar but this was a Good issue, even if there's not as much "dead means dead" as I would like (and also howzabout we shoot Vandal Savage into space for a year or two, huh?). The Mad Hatter suddenly suffering from what I assume will turn out to be mercury poisoning was a neat touch, though. Yeah, Good.

SHE-HULK 2 #10: If we can't get Bobillo on the art, I'll certainly take Rick Burchett: the guy's got storytelling chops, and his slightly cartoony art is a good fit for Slott's similarly fun but well-told stories. I'm a little worried about that silver bullet Slott gave the Two-Gun Kid back in that one-shot a few issues back, and the death-dealing on the last page was a bit jarring, but chalk that up to quibblage. A high Good, if you ask me.

ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN ANNUAL #2: Very much a follow-up to that recent arc in USM where all the same characters (Spidey, DD, Moon Knight and Punisher) showed up and kicked each other in the head for a while (although that also had, like, Elektra, and Iron Fist and MOKF and stuff, right?). Here, more head-kicking but with a far more clever set-up and a nasty, weirdly unresonant, pay-off. Good but in a "hey, these Hostess Twinkies are fresh from the delivery truck!" kind of way.

PICK OF THE WEEK: SHE-HULK 2 #10 was fun. (Come to my garage sale.)

PICK OF THE WEAK: MARTIAN MANHUNTER #1 was crap. (Come to my garage sale.)

TRADE PICK: Looks like all the goodness is smack in the 'L's this week: LITTLE LULU VOL 11, two works by the mighty Chester Brown, LITTLE MAN TP NEW PTG and LOUIS RIEL in softcover. (And on each side, LEGEND OF GRIMJACK and an all-Jeff Parker-scripted MARVEL ADVENTURES FF DIGEST). But I didn't go for the goodness, I went for PENNY ARCADE VOL 2 LEGENDS MAGIC SWORD TPB which I read and quite enjoyed--the art's still not at the point where I really fell in love with it (although they throw in a lot of extras to make up for it) but the jokes are pretty funny and I'm a slobbery fool for Tycho's writing and commentary. Also, if you haven't read them before, that second volume of ESSENTIAL MARVEL TEAM-UP has some truly horrible work in it where Gerry Conway hacked out astounding levels of campy, shoddy, goofy work (I'll never tell you how depressed reading the second part of that Spidey/Man-Wolf/Frankenstein team-up made me, decades after reading part one). But God bless Bill Mantlo, he came on like gangbusters and kept Sal Buscema inspired--I don't care what anyone says, that issue with the Sons of The Tiger is awesome--and not a single story in this volume is less than three issues, all of 'em filled to bursting with affection, charm and something kinda like talent (if you squint hard enough). It's hard for me recommend, but it's kinda impossible not acknowledge.

NEXT WEEK: By which I mean Thursday! More details about the damn garage sale! Hope you can make it!

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Monday, August 14, 2006
posted by:     |   11:00 AM   |  
100 BULLETS #75
2000 AD #1496
2000 AD #1497
52 WEEK #15
AMAZING JOY BUZZARDS VOL 2 #5
ANGEL SPOTLIGHT CONNOR ONE SHOT
ANT #8
BETTY & VERONICA DIGEST #168
BOYS #1
CASANOVA #3
CASEFILES SAM & TWITCH #25
CATWOMAN #58
CHECKMATE #5
CIVIL WAR X-MEN #2 (OF 4)
CLAWS #1 (OF 3)
CLIVE BARKERS GREAT & SECRET SHOW #5 (OF 12)
CONAN #31
DEADMAN #1
DONALD DUCK AND FRIENDS #343
GHOST RIDER #2
GIRLS #16
GREEN LANTERN CORPS #3
HELLBLAZER #223
HUNTER KILLER #6
ION #5 (OF 12)
IRON MAN #11
JOE LANSDALES DRIVE IN VOL 2 #2 (OF 4)
JUGHEADS DOUBLE DIGEST #124
MAD MAGAZINE #469
MANHUNTER #25
MARVEL ADVENTURES AVENGERS #4
MARVEL WESTERNS STRANGE WESTERNS STARRING BLACK RIDER
MICKEY MOUSE AND FRIENDS #292
NEXTWAVE AGENTS OF HATE #7
NIGHTWING #123
PAPER MUSEUM VOL 3
PHONOGRAM #1
POISON ELVES DOMINION #5
PRINCESS NATASHA #3 (OF 4)
REAR ENTRY #13 (A)
RETRO ROCKET #3 (OF 4)
REX MUNDI DH ED #1
ROBIN #153
ROKKIN #2
RUNAWAYS #19
SAVAGE BROTHERS #1 (OF 3)
SCOOBY DOO #111
SENSATIONAL SPIDER-MAN #29
SHADOWHAWK #14
SHADOWPACT #4
SIMPSONS COMICS #121
STREET FIGHTER LEGENDS SAKURALEE CVR B #1 (OF 4)
SUPER TABOO XXX #3 (A)
TESTAMENT #9
THUNDERBOLTS #105 CW
TRANSFORMERS EVOLUTIONS HEARTS OF STEEL #2
TRUE STORY SWEAR TO GOD #17
ULTIMATE FANTASTIC FOUR #32
ULTIMATE FANTASTIC FOUR ANNUAL #2
WASTELAND #2

Books / Mags / Stuff
2000 AD EXTREME ED #17
ADVENTURES IN OZ DLX S&N HC
ADVENTURES IN OZ TP
ALTER EGO #61
ANIMATION MAGAZINE SEPT 2006 #164
ASIAN CULT CINEMA #51
BEST OF CURSE O/T SPAWN TP
BEST OF DRAW MAGAZINE VOL 2 TP
BESTED BY DEVIL ART BOOK
BLVD SKETCHBOOK SC
BUILDING OPPOSITE GN
COMPLETE OMAHA THE CAT DANCERVOL 4 TP (A)
DECIMATION SON OF M TP
DRIFTING CLASSROOM VOL 1 TP
DUNGEON TWILIGHT VOL 2 GN
ESSENTIAL LUKE CAGE POWER MANVOL 2 TP
FAMILY GUY VOL 2 GN (OF 3)
FORGOTTEN REALMS DARK ELF TRILOGY VOL 3 SOJOURN TP
GIANT ROBOT #43
GOLGO 13 VOL 4 GN
GROUNDED TP
HARD STORY HC
IDENTITY CRISIS TP
IMAGINARIES VOL 1 LOST & FOUND TP
IRON MAN INEVITABLE TP
JORDI BERNETS THE BEST OF CLARA HC
JUSTICE SOCIETY VOL 1 TP
LEES TOY REVIEW AUG 2006 #166
LITTLE EGO NEW PRINTING GN (A)
LUCKY LUKE BILLY THE KID TP
NAOKI URASAWAS MONSTER VOL 4 TP
PASSIONELLA AND OTHER STORIESHC
PLASTIC MAN ARCHIVES VOL 8 HC
PSYCHO TP
QUEEN MARGOT VOL 1 AGE OF INNOCENCE GN
ROBIN DAYS OF FIRE AND MADNESS
SFX #146
SPARROW ASHLEY WOOD HC
SPIDER-WOMAN ORIGIN PREMIERE HC
STAR TREK MANGA GN
TIJUANA BIBLES VOL 7 TP (A)
TRANSFORMERS BEAST WARS GATHERING TP




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Sunday, August 13, 2006
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So, after my commenting last week that I didn’t know anything about these new-fangled video games that you kids were all “up in my grill” about, Kate went out and bought a Gamecube just to teach me a thing or two. Admittedly, that thing or two seems to center around (a) how much Kate adores Lego Star Wars, and (b) how much fun the two of use have beating each other up playing Marvel Nemesis: Rise Of The Imperfects. Or, as we’ve chosen to call it, “Punchy Punchy Super-Hero”.

But, wait, you’d rather hear about the comics, right…?

ANNIHILATION #1: I’ve seen this book explained around these comic internets as “Rann-Thanagar War done right,” which may be the very definition of damning with faint praise. Still, this may be something where faint praise is the only kind of praise you can give it – It left me bemused, more than anything, which probably wasn’t the point considering the tenor of the book is pretty much “HOLY CRAP! THEY BEAT UP GALACTUS AND FIRELORD! THEY MUST BE UNSTOPPABLE!” This is the kind of book that relies heavily on fans’ existing relationships with characters, as opposed to giving you reasons to care about what’s going on, and I have to admit that I never really got any of the characters here. No, not even Starlord. I also never got the appeal of Andrea Di Vito’s artwork, although I know that he’s got his fans; to me, though, he seems like a cross between generic 1990s storytelling with generic 1970s draughtsmanship… which is to say, pretty much the worst of both worlds. Eh, but I don’t doubt that it worked for the people it was aimed at.

BEYOND! #2: I really don’t like Scott Kolins’ art – Again, it’s the basic draughtsmanship, not anything else, but it doesn’t have any flow for me – and that’s a shame, because I’m convinced that otherwise I’d really like this book. Dwayne McDuffie’s script moves quickly, and recasts the basic original Secret Wars set-up as something closer to Lost or a 1970s disaster movie starring a stellar line-up of Marvel B- and below-list characters with humor working to offset the lack of suspense. I really like the script, some of the characters (I have a weakness for Hank Pym and the Wasp, I admit it), and have appalling nostalgia for Secret Wars, so there’s got to be something reason why this was just Okay, right…?

THE ESCAPISTS #2: Ian Brill was ‘round the house today, and leafing through this, complaining that he really doesn’t dig Brian K. Vaughan’s dialogue. I can see that – it’s definitely very stylized, especially when it comes to the way that all of his characters randomly work pieces of trivia into conversations – but it’s something I personally enjoy nonetheless. That said, this felt a bit like BKV on autopilot, which is a shame; the plot felt forced and gimmicky, and the robbery towards the end of the issue stands out – even without the switch in artists – as too fantastic for the rest of the story, which may be intentional (The line in the dialogue about it having “taken on a bit of a mythical aura”) but still took me way out of what was going on. New artist Steve Rolston finds himself in an awkward position, as well, trying to be both himself and (previous artist) Philip Bond at the same time, somewhat unsuccessfully. Considering how much I adored the first issue, this second effort suffers in comparison, even though it’s Good taken on its own merits. Nice James Jean cover, too.

MS. MARVEL #6: And this is what a book that doesn’t know what to do with an enforced crossover read like, apparently. It’s a Civil War crossover, but one where the main part of the plot comes from characters not normally associated by the series; the drama comes from the betrayal of a character who’s reintroduced in this issue purely for the purpose of being the betrayer… None of it rings true, and I’m not sure we’re ever given a reason why we should care, either. More interestingly for a series where the title character is pro-registration, it’s still the anti-registration characters who are the most sympathetic – Arachne sacrifices her family for what she believes in, but Ms. Marvel can’t even offer up a reason why heroes should register beyond “It’s our duty as Americans to do what we’re told to.” Between that, and dialogue that’s much more natural in the chatty scenes between plot points, the whole book has an air of a writer doing his duty as a Marvel writer to tie into the big event book, while wishing that he could write a story he believes in. Eh.

SHE-HULK #10: Dan Slott, on the other side, at least attempts to put forward a rationale for super-hero registration while writing a book that’s too busy having fun to be a proper tie-in to Civil War. This book’s become a sit-com-cum-soap-opera, and it’s all the better for it, zipping between subplots and a central plot that refuses to take itself too seriously (which, considering it stars an Astronaut werewolf, is probably a good thing). Rick Burchett’s art is a nice surprise, as well; I liked his work with Greg Rucka on various Batman books around the turn of the century, so it’s nice to see him back again. Good enough to make me want to pick up the next issue to see what’s going on with the Rawhide Kid and the Mad Thinker’s android, if nothing else…

SUPERMAN #655: Cover of the week, and it’s all down to that dialogue: “It’s all right, miss! You’re safe now!” “NO! You don’t understand! No-one’s safe! IT’S LOOSE!” Luckily, the interiors all but live up to the old-school promise of that tease, as Superman tampers with forces that he, of course, doesn’t understand while trying to save the day. As with the previous issue, it’s the small things that make this work so well – Clark getting used to his new powers, or Lana Lang finally being treated as something other than an ex-girlfriend or potential “other woman”. There’s nothing here that breaks new ground as far as super-heroics go, but that seems kind of fitting; it is a Superman book, after all. Instead, you just get old-fashioned superheroes done well. Good, and you get the feeling that Busiek and Pacheco couldn’t really do it any other way.

ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN ANNUAL #2: I wish that I read Ultimate Spider-Man on a regular basis. It’s a good book, and I enjoy the take that Bendis has on Peter Parker in it, but it’s not a book that I had ever really considered picking up on a regular basis; it’s not amazing enough for me to have to have it, and I’m not so much of a Spider-Man fan that I have such affinity for the characters that it becomes a must-buy, either. But if I was reading the series on a regular basis, I’m sure that this would’ve been a much better book for me. There’s a tight plot going on here, and the round-robin flashback structure showing how each character got to the main action in the story is a nice touch; Mark Brooks’ artwork manages to keep continuity with Mark Bagley’s, without being slavish to it, and he has a really nice, almost Mike Wieringo, take on the characters. It’s just that this is clearly the culimation of plots from the main series. None of the characters, or their relationships to each other, are really introduced as such, and so the climax – which I feel should be shocking – feels robbed of its true impact. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a Good book, but I felt as if I was missing out the entire time I was reading it.

PICK OF THE WEEK is probably She-Hulk, which was the most fun and complete in a week of books that weren’t that bad, but weren’t amazing, either. PICK OF THE WEAK is Annihilation, but that may just be my biases showing; perhaps I’m not cut out for the whole WAR IN SPACE thing. TRADE OF THE WEEK in this especially-Marvel-heavy week, is ESSENTIAL MARVEL TEAM-UP VOLUME 2 (as recommended by Dave Robson, who also needs to email me at fanboyrampage at yahoo dot com, because I forgot his email address but Paty Cockrum will not be denied...), which is worth picking up just to count the number of times that Bill Mantlo calls New York “Fun City”. Either that was a ‘70s thing, or Bill Mantlo had some personal deep dark secret about the what he was getting up to in the Big Apple back in the day…

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Tuesday, August 08, 2006
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52 WEEK #13: The one-quarter-mark hits with a mighty and depressing thud. Clearly, part of this is me: I don't want to see Ralph Dibney under a burned out bridge crying and insane -- though I'm sort of hard-pressed to see how ANYone is interested in seeing that either. But the real sin here is the relentless and wretched plot-hammering. Some of this, I expect, is the nature of this project -- I can't picture anyway of making this work without a rigid chart of what HAS to happen and when, in order to get to all of the beats, and everything they want/need to do. This isn't a normal comic, where they can decide suddenly that they need an extra issue or two, or that other threads need to be cut off before they prove cancerous -- the structure seems locked and solid.

When I left the house this morning, Jeff still hadn't posted reviews, so hopefully I'm not stepping on his toes or anything when I say he put it to me that the structure of 52 simply isn't working -- the central conceit that each book is a week, no more and no less, is crippling the dramatic through-line of the book. And I'm hard pressed to disagree, really -- it has been a full real month since we've even seen Booster or John Henry; even longer since we've heard back about the teleportation accident -- is Hawkgirl still 40 feet tall two months later? While "3 pages each of the 6 leads" would have been a worse structure, there really needed to be some sort of checking in with each protagonist week-by-week -- even if it is just a panel or two. How is it that it takes 2 weeks or more to get to the middle east? Even a panel of Renee on the phone on hold trying to get a flight, and being told they're all filled up because people with the meta-gene are fleeing to the region or something (anything) would have been preferable. See, unlike a monthly title where the reader largely needs to be recapped and hand-walked through the story-threads because enough time has passed and we've forgotten, in a weekly release, he audience is directly behind you, and needs forward momentum, more than anything else. Look at all of the complaints about the back half of the first season of LOST, for example. No one wants to see you spin wheels -- we want PROGRESS.

So, 1/4 of the way through the entire series, and, basically, nothing has happened -- not 13 issues worth of comic, a least. A bad comparison, to be sure, but look at what WATCHMEN accomplished in less issues, with a main cast roughly the same size. Economy should have been the watchword, something to have made 52 dense and compelling, and, instead, we're just watching paint dry.

My specific problem with week 14 is, as I said, the hammery hammer of plothammering. Ralph has to be broken and sobbing at the end of the issue, regardless of whether or not any of he staging makes any sense. An ACTUAL servant of god, and a man with a magic ring that can do ANYthing (like make "telepathic ear plugs") can't find a normal person 200 feet from their location? (Sure the "shadowy figure" could be to blame, but please!) Or how about the destruction of the "church"? Why is Ollie sending down shards of glass upon a bunch of confused kids? What the heck is GL blowing up on page 12? And why? What, exactly, starts the fire on page 14? Its not the superheroes, or any of their actions -- they're all accounted for on page 13; and it doesn't appear to be Devem or any of his acolytes -- they look to be just as surprised as anyone.

And I was kinda enjoying the first 11 story pages…

Feh, just feh.

Insult-to-Injury returns this week, but at least it isn't Dan Jurgen's fault -- now it's just the obnoxious juxtaposition of Ralph's origin against the tone of the preceding story. Gross.

I'm not as extreme as Graeme, but, seriously, that was AWFUL.

CREEPER #1: Didn't like this, either. Part of it is the constant rebooting of ideas -- apparently there never was a Creeper prior to this (Damn that Superboy and his wall-punching!), while part of it is missing out on the right lunacy of the core idea of the original -- the Creeper is madness and lunacy, not just another superhero secret identity. Losing any origin story set at a costume party is a dire mistake. I'm going to go with another AWFUL.

ALL-NEW ATOM #2: The only one of the "Brave New World" launches that has worked at all for me, becomes more compelling in its second round. I'm finding a great deal of affection of our new hero and his supporting cast (whom I HATED in the BNW special), and I like how the approach is from scientific curiosity, rather than super-heroics. Our first week sales took a mighty hit on this issue, though -- dropping to like 60% of #1, which is a really bad long-term sign. Still, *I* liked it: GOOD.

OUTSIDERS #39: I really wonder if Winick knows why the team is like this, one year later, or if he's just making it up as he goes along. Very EH.

INVINCIBLE #34: Reading this, followed within seconds by MARVEL TEAM-UP #23 made me realize something: Robert Kirkman is a really really good fan-fic writer. He clearly has a lot of love and affection for the Marvel tropes and characters, and, as long as he's having to twist them to, you know, be far enough away so he can't be sued, he rocks. But, put him on the ACTUAL characters, and it all turns wet and limp. That's also why MARVEL ZOMBIES was entertaining -- it is official fan-fic. That's what it looks like to me, at least. INVINCIBLE: a very high OK; MARVEL TEAM-UP: AWFUL.

AGENTS OF ATLAS #1: I, for one, would have preferred a period piece. This first issue suffers from a lot of need-to-recap from a 25 (is that right?) year old story, and the contortions to bring it into the modern MU. EH.

Bah, truck here already. I'll wrap up at...


....home.

So, uh PICK OF THE WEEK, right? Well, the best thing I read this week was published in 1986 -- I've been rereading THE QUESTION, and I have to say, MAN, were those first dozen or so issues really really excellent. It's not just the comic itself, but also the letter columns, with the recommended reading lists, and the heady philosophical debate, and the rotating behind-the-scenes at DC editorial matter (which makes Didio's weekly attempt to be fairly feeble), and, man, the house ads, too -- it's easy to forget just how fertile and experimental DC from like 86 to 88 really was. A lot of horrifically failed experiments, too -- but that was a fine fine period of books, really. Try to dig up THE QUESTION, you'll really dig it (but, absolutely avoid under all circumstances THE QUESTION QUARTERLY... man, what a sour and discordant note that book was). Especially fun are all the early appearances of Lady Shiva.... before, I think, anyone really figured out her character. (plus, her Sensei here really contradicts some of the BoP stuff, I think)

PICK OF THE WEAK: I'll go with THE CREEPER #1, thanks. At least 52 only has 7 days to get better (and I read Week 14 on the bus ride home, and liked it quite a bit)

TP/GN OF THE WEEK: Well, it sure isn't the reprint of BATMAN SON OF THE DEMON -- it is kind of a shame that Morrison is bringing that back into continuity, because it's exactly the worst example of post-DARK KNIGHT Batman story-telling. Swearing, ass-hattery, even Batman deciding it is cool to kill... as long as it is personal. And all the way through, I'm thinking, well, OK, it will probably end up well, as long as Ra's follows through on being Ra's, and pulls the big betrayal at the end. But when given a chance to take control over a weather satellite, Ra's decides that he should, instead, destroy it because that's what he promised Batman. Holy WTF, Batman!

What I will recommend, however, is stupidly expensive at seventy-five bones, but I think the production, design, and extra backmatter of ABSOLUTE KINGDOM COME to be a real joy. Yes, the story is overwrought, and largely becomes what it is condemning, but, man, that's pretty to look at "full size", and this is a great presentation.

If you're poorer than that being acceptable, then go for the LOUCHE & INSALUBRIOUS ESCAPADES OF ART DECCO TP, cuz it's just swank. I will, however, hate them forever, because it is going to end up under "L" in Diamond's system, forever, instead of "A" where it belongs.

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First, an apology and some thanks. I intended to reply to a lot of the super-interesting responses to last week's review, but got thrown off working on Secret Potential Writing Gig X (which, sadly, looks at this point like it'll probably end up being Lost Opportunity X, but we'll see) and so didn't reply to anybody but Fred. But I really appreciated the quality and level of discourse and thank everyone who dropped in with their two cents.

Speaking of two cents, you should both mark your calendars and adjust your Crazed Shilling Resistance Shields--I'm having another garage sale, Saturday, August 19th, and plan to begin inundating you with information and details because I have a ton of really cool stuff I can't have hanging around our teeny-tiny apartment any longer. People who attended last year's garage sale really seemed to appreciate the deals they got (one guy openly apologized for, as he put it, "robbing me") and I'm hoping the eight or so long boxes I'm offering this year will have some similarly great stuff. There's also going to be an absurd number of toys, DVDs, video games and ephemera (maybe I'll get lucky and finally find that Reverse-Flash I promised Arune I'd send him a year ago!) and my hope is to make it the best parts of every flea market you've ever been to, in one convenient place. You've been warned.

As for the funny books:

52 WEEK #13: I didn't hate this as much as Graeme did (because, really, who could?) but I was far from fond of it. Part of the problem were some serious storytelling hiccups--four and six panel grids are great when you're breaking down pages in a serious hurry, and they can actual give action scenes a lot of power when they're thoughtfully put together (see almost any issue of Stray Bullets, for example) but I think most modern readers think a four panel grid for a big superhero brawl lacks drama, particularly when it's six heroes against a bunch of cultists in a tightly controlled space: it's like watching a crowd of midgets wrestle in a VW bug. Also, I'm still (still!) annoyed that Ralph's tale picks up from the end of Identity Crisis while consistently and persistently ignoring the end of IC (whether because he'd either gone totally nuts or because he'd become spiritually advanced, Ralph had Sue back at the end of IC). I wasn't crazy about that ending, mind you, but it bugs me that the writers here are just gonna take what they want and ignore the rest, (I also loved Sylv's observation in the comments thread to G's post that Ralph's plot arc would make a great story in
an original universe, as opposed to how it plays out here.) Sub-Eh, and particularly disappointing in light of last issue, but it wasn't a deal-breaker for me.

AGENTS OF ATLAS #1: I wanted to love this, mainly because Jeff Parker has done some impressive work for Marvel recently, and, you know, it's really very OK, which is better than most first issues. But I'm not loving it yet, and wonder if I will. Leonard Kirk, whose work I've also really dug elsewhere, does a capable job but maybe somebody with a slightly loopier art style could've underlined how crazy these pulpy characters are. Seen from a stoic superhero book approach, they just seem terribly underwhelming. I'm hoping it gets crazier from here while maintaining its respect and affection for the characters.

ALL NEW ATOM #2: Much better than issue #1, I thought, and you get the sense that everybody on the title is actually having (and here comes the dreaded "f" word) fun. You catch that very cool cast intro page where you see the crazed scientist guy and it's not until a later panel you see he's not wearing pants, done in such a way that the two panels cover a full head-to-toe profile of the guy? I thought that was really, really clever. Both of those threats presented here (a micro-invasion and a serial killer who may have also inherited the Atom's powers) are less than thrilling, but it's an OK book, fun and worth keeping an eye on. It certainly looks to be the best book to emerge out of Brave New World, that's for sure.

CREEPER #1: Wow. Stink on a stick, ringing impressively fake from start to finish. How sad is it that in an age of The Daily Show and The Colbert Report, Niles can't begin to imagine what a successful liberal talk show might look like? It just comes across as a broad caricature of a right-wing talk show with the political slant of the commentator and guest reversed. I mean, don't you think "Jack Ryder=Stephen Colbert" (a) makes a lot more sense, and (b) gives readers the idea you've watched television in the last five years? Also, I'm not hip to The Creeper's origin, so have no idea if the whole "He gets injected with scientific mystery stuff, shot and falls in the ocean, so it logically follows his hair is gonna turn green, his color palette is gonna go berserk and he gonna start giggling like a fiend!" origin presented here is basically the original, but if so? Niles comes across disastrously lazy for not updating it and, if not, he's super-disastrously lazy for coming up with what he did. I hate dumping on first issues because I'm learning it takes a few issues for a new book to gel (at which point its standing in the marketplace seems all but set in stone, usually for the worse) but, really, this was Crap.

DETECTIVE COMICS #822: A shame J.H. Williams III (and his fans) weren't around for this issue, because Paul Dini's script for this issue was damn good. You get a mystery, a take on The Riddler that strikes a decent middle ground on the muddle of previous different takes, and a sense of Gotham City as an actual city, not just a conglomeration of urban cliches. Like Graeme, I'm currently preferring this to Morrison's Batman, but we'll see for how long that holds true. Good stuff.

FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDER-MAN #11: Wasn't this going to be a Waid & Weiringo book before Waid dropped out and Peter David stepped in? The reason I ask is, about every other issue of this, I wonder if Waid dropped out because he stared down the barrel of editorial's "we're gonna make Spidey an avenger, then we're gonna kill him, then we're gonna give him a new costume, then we're gonna unmask him!" plan and figured he'd rather take his chances anywhere elsewhere. (In other words, I'm wondering if Mark Waid is one of the savviest guys currently working in comics. I'm kinda thinking he is.) If you like watching guys like Peter David rework their pitch on the fly so a haunted school story can still almost make a lick of sense in a context where Spider-Man outed himself because a bunch of schoolkids died due to their close proximity to superheroes, dig right in. Eh, but a very painful Eh, my friends. Very painful.

JONAH HEX #10: A nasty, little no-nonsense blood-and-guts done-in-one seemingly pulled right from the grindhouse screen (imagine a Western version of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre with gators instead of chainsaws) and consequently probably the best issue of the title, by far. If the creative team can deliver more of these, I'll forgive all previous "but, Jeff, of course you should have figured out that the little girl in the beginning is the guilty recollection of the girl in the middle! Duh, that's why he does that stuff with the mother at the end! The body language makes it obvious!" Good stuff, and hopefully the beginning of a new trend.

MOON KNIGHT #4: I know, I know, molasses slow. And yet, this issue put me back on the hook: Huston's continual insistence that Moon Knight is seriously fucked up gains a little more traction with this issue, not just in the scenes of Spector's cracking up, but in the "villain's" obervation that what people have called a hero was just a sadist with serious father issues. It's become pretty standard for the marketplace to have "grim and gritty" books with a cynical worldview--it's a relief to see a book where the worldview seems geniunely cynical, authentically grim. I can't say how true that's gonna stay by the time Moon Knight starts adventuring again (in issue #278, at this rate) but for now, I think this is pretty Good material, noir-black and bleak as hell.

NEW AVENGERS #22: All that really clever stuff that Graeme said? Ditto, particularly the "If Bendis ever managed to write a Luke/Jessica ongoing series focusing more on domestic sitcom than superhero slugfest, I’d be there in a second." Overall, Bendis's Civil War issues of New Avengers seem far less clumsy than regular issues of New Avengers, because it means there are lots of scenes of characters arguing, which is what Bendis does best. So, Good, but God help us if he tries to stage any sort of larger skirmish, though.

OMAC #2: Giving a comparatively positive review to a Bruce Jones book is an exercise in Orwellian double-speak--Hey, this was Unawful! Surprisingly Non-Crappy!--because honestly, it's not particularly good. But the glossy art is both pretty and moves well, Bruce Jones' "man-on-the-run" lothario fantasies are less annoying when they're not draped over previously established characters, and all the Infinite Crisis stuff did a fine job of making me forget there was once a charming, surreal and crazed book by the great Jack Kirby with the very same title. In short, we have always been at war with Oceania, Freedom is Slavery, and Omac #2 was super-double-plus Eh.

OUTSIDERS #39: There are times when I like this book, and it seems to be the times when Winick just decides to let his Claremont freak-flag fly--one scene in this book managed to bring back both Uncanny X-Men #98 and #109 simultaneously (don't hold me to those numbers because I pulled them right from the top of my head; it might have been issues #99 and #110). The times I like it least, unfortunately, are those times when I ask it to actually do what a team comic book should--make consistent internal sense, for example. For example, I get the feeling I'm never going to find out why Captain Boomerang's kid joined the team, and I guess I'm gonna have to be OK (conveniently, also my grade for the issue) about that.

PUNISHER #36: Thankfully doesn't botch the job, and provides a breathlessly paced finish to what's been the best Punisher arc on this title in a long, long time. Between this and that great Tyger one-shot, I find myself hopeful that Ennis has caught a (second? third? fifth?) wind and has new places to take the character. The art was goddamn sweet, too. Solidly Good stuff.

ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN #98: Not much to say, other than I really, really liked this issue. (The art still looks a little rushed to me, though.) Accomplishes the goal of a taking a character you care about and making things worse and worse for them with every turn of the page. Now that the end of Bendis's run is in sight, though, I find myself increasingly worried/annoyed/bemused that he will have left having hit every single Spider-Man story touchstone and there'll be absolutely nothing left for whoever follows--they'll get to do six issues of Ultimate Civil War and that'll be it. Very Good, but, as I said, kinda worrying.

UNCANNY X-MEN #477: Not nearly as much fun as the first two issues because it's more or less an interlude where more shit is set up, but it's Good. I'm kinda hoping Vulcan gets a new name and a new look soon because, visually? Dudsville, daddy-o. Imagine an unused member of Atari Force, except his name is "Tribble," and that's pretty much the problem with Vulcan. Highly OK issue, though.

WORMWOOD GENTLEMAN CORPSE #1: Unsurprisingly, a lot of artists have tried their luck at the "whimsy and dread adventure" genre since Mignola and Hellboy invented it, but this little concoction by Ben Templesmith is the only thing I've read that comes closest to any similar sort of charm. Couldn't tell you really why it worked for me but if you can't see the innate charm of a supernatural adventurer who's apparently an ultra-intelligent psychic maggot capable of animating the dead with a biker and stripper as bodyguards, I doubt I could sway you anyway. Good, and I'm curious to see where it goes from here.

PICK OF THE WEEK: For me? Punisher #36. I just put that issue down and went "Fuck, yeah."

PICK OF THE WEAK: Creeper #1. I just put that issue down and went "What the fuck?" Yeah.

TRADE PICK: As you might have heard, I pushed FINDER: FIVE CRAZY WOMEN in Graeme's hands, in part because I wanted to see if a newcomer to the series would find it as delightful as I did. (Apparently so.) I was worried some of the character stuff at the end wouldn't work as well if you hadn't read a lot of the other books but since Graeme seemd to love it, lemme exhort you to go pick up this trade. Carla Speed McNeil's work is so fucking smart and funny and compassionate and talented, I always put down each Finder volume half-in-crazy-love with her. This book was a god-damned delight and my favorite read of the week.

NEXT WEEK: More reviews! I finally read some manga again! And more about an upcoming garage sale than you ever wanted to know!

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Monday, August 07, 2006
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52 WEEK #14
A G SUPER EROTIC ANTHOLOGY #39 (A)
ANGEL SCRIPTBOOK #6
ANNIHILATION #1 (OF 6)
ANNIHILATION THE NOVA CORP FILES
BATMAN LEGENDS OF THE DARK KNIGHT #209
BATMAN STRIKES #24
BEDLAM ONE SHOT
BETTY & VERONICA #220
BEYOND #2 (OF 6)
BLADE OF THE IMMORTAL #116
BUCKAROO BANZAI #2 (OF 3)
CARTOON NETWORK ACTION PACK #4
CIVIL WAR FRONT LINE #5 (OF 10)
CONAN & THE SONGS OF THE DEAD #2 (OF 5)
DEVI #2
ELRIC MAKING OF A SORCERER #4(OF 4)
EMISSARY #3
ESCAPISTS #2 (OF 6)
FABLES #52
FANTASTIC FOUR FIRST FAMILY #6 (OF 6)
FATHOM #10
FIRESTORM THE NUCLEAR MAN #28
GREEN ARROW #65
INCREDIBLE HULK #97
JSA CLASSIFIED #15
JUGHEAD AND FRIENDS DIGEST #13
MAN CALLED KEV #2 (OF 5)
MARTIAN MANHUNTER #1 (OF 8)
MARVEL ADVENTURES FANTASTIC FOUR #15
MEN OF MYSTERY #59
METAL GEAR SOLID SONS OF LIBERTY #7
MS MARVEL #6 CW
NEGATIVE BURN #3
NEW X-MEN #29
NEXT #2 (OF 6)
PALS N GALS DOUBLE DIGEST #105
SCARLET TRACES THE GREAT GAME #2 (OF 4)
SECRET SIX #3 (OF 6)
SHE-HULK 2 #10
SHRUGGED #2
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG #165
SPIDER-MAN FAMILY FEATURING AMAZING FRIENDS
SPIKE VS DRACULA #5 (OF 5)
SQUADRON SUPREME #6
SULLENGRAY #4 (OF 4)
SUPERMAN #655
TASK FORCE ONE #2
TRANSFORMERS STORMBRINGER #2 (OF 4)
ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN ANNUAL #2
ULTIMATE X-MEN #73
VERONICA #173
WOLVERINE ORIGINS #5

Books / Mags / Stuff
AMANO TALE OF GENJI HC ILLUSTRATED NOVEL
AUTHORITY LOBO HOLIDAY HELL TP
CINEFANTASTIQUE JULY AUG 06 VOL 38 #4
DRAWN & QUARTERLY SHOWCASE VOL 4 TP
FIREFLY OFF COMPANION INTO THE BLACK TP
FRENCH KISS #16 (A)
FRENCH KISS #17 (A)
GIRL GENIUS VOL 2 TP
GIRL GENIUS VOL 5 TP
GOOSEBUMPS GRAPHIX VOL 1 CREEPY CREATURES SC
GREEN ARROW HEADING INTO THE LIGHT TP
GREEN LANTERN SERIES 2 INNER CASE ASST
HEAVY METAL SEPTEMBER 2006
KICKBACK HC
KITCHEN SINK MAGAZINE #14
LEGEND OF GRIMJACK VOL 5 TP
LITTLE LULU VOL 11 APRIL FOOLS TP
LITTLE MAN TP NEW PTG
LOUIS RIEL A COMIC STRIP BIOGRAPHY TP
MARVEL ADVENTURES FF VOL 3 WORLDS GREATEST DIGEST TP
MARVEL ZOMBIES HC
PENNY ARCADE VOL 2 LEGENDS MAGIC SWORD TP
RECESS PIECES HC
REVELATIONS TP
SPIDER-GIRL PRESENTS AVENGERSNEXT VOL 1 DIGEST TP
TOYFARE BLACK COSTUME SPIDERMAN CVR #110
ULTIMATE GALACTUS BOOK 3 EXTINCTION TP
WILL EISNERS SPIRIT ARCHIVES VOL 19 HC
WOMEN OF MARVEL TP
X-FACTOR THE LONGEST NIGHT PREMIERE HC
X-STATIX PRESENTS DEAD GIRL TP


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Sunday, August 06, 2006
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When Lester and Hibbs are in full flow, it’s more than a little intimidating to follow them. Factor in the fact that Jeff was completely and utterly right in why Black Panther was kind of uncomfortable last week and the fact that my work managed to keep me very busy until late most of the evenings, and you’ve got all the reasons you’re going to get out of me for why I didn’t post anything last week. But now, it’s Sunday, it’s sunny, and Kate’s working away on her own job things – So let’s review, shall we?

52 WEEK 13: Well, finally I’ve read the most depressing comic of the year. I don’t know why I was so surprised by how soul-crushing this book was, because I never expected that Sue Dibny would magically return from the dead; I simply hoped that there would be some level of closure for the plot, and that Ralph (and we readers) would be allowed to, on some level, move on. Instead, I get an issue where Sue almost gets reincarnated as a straw-doll (and I’m sure there’s some “strawman argument” reference in there), but everything goes wrong and Ralph is left insane, with brand-new “My wife isn’t alive again because I made the wrong choice” angst to accompany his “My wife was raped because I was a superhero” and “My wife was murdered by my friend’s ex-wife as part of a deranged plot to bring her and my friend back together again” ones. I know that there’s three-quarters of this series left to run, and that “Ralph’s story is far from over,” but still: Wow. This was Ass and felt full of contempt from the writers for poor Ralph and the poor schlubs like myself who really enjoyed the original Elongated Man stories.

ACTION COMICS #841: In which I start to get paranoid that off-screen accomplice of the oddly familiar Auctioneer bad guy – Am I the only person who read this and was reminded of Manga Khan, from Giffen and DeMatteis’s JLI, years ago – who has the name of Grayum is some kind of strange dig at me on behalf of writers Kurt Busiek and Fabian Nicieza. That aside, there’s a lot to enjoy in this issue despite the nagging feeling that it isn’t anything more than a fill-in arc (a feeling that can probably be traced to the slightness of the plot and numerous guest-stars, if you’re that bothered), not least of which is Pete Woods’ art and, like all of Busiek’s Superman writing so far, the nostalgic sense of fun in the story: Yes, it’s ridiculous, but reminiscent of the stories in the recent 50s-reprint Showcase collections, you know? Good, but probably not the stuff of three-part story-arcs; unless there’s more meat to the story next issue, I’ll be looking forward to Richard Donner sooner than I’d expected.

AGENTS OF ATLAS #1: One of Marvel’s recent launches that kind of got lost in all of the noise surrounding Civil War and everything Superhero-Registration-Act-related, this revamp of a superteam who’d only previously app